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Mugshots: Dickslap 5 Yr Anniversary December 2015 at The Eagle, ... Nightlife

Written by Nark

Last month we celebrated 5 years of ridiculous Dickslapping times at The Eagle... DANG... 5 years. And to coordinate as such, of course the infamous Kitty the Bear danced in the cage for us (oh and some guy named Boomer Banks ((who is important if you like porn (((which you should ((((seriously look it up (((((it's huge)))))) and the dance floor raged all night to the acidic bliss of Tin Man. Thanks to you for from the bottom of our bottom's heart's for bringing your a-game on the dance floor, that was truly special!

BUT THE HITS KEEP COMING- Because tonight we welcome back another musical powerhouse, PROSUMER!! Hailing from Edinburgh and the depths of Berghain, producing on Ostgut Ton and his own label Potion, this is one majorly talented dude you don't wanna miss, which if you were here last year, you know why. Pllus there will be lots and lots of butt touching. C U THERE.

 

 

Photos by Rachel Robinson

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Photobooth: The Make Out Party SF w/ Willam! 12.19.15 Nightlife

Written by Nark

Dannngggggg. I mean, I feel like I don't even have to say anything about this Make Out Party cuz just LOOK at that ^^^^^^. Says it all. You guys are way fun, and just so pretty. So much so, that we are going to do MORE. Nark Magazine has a regular schedule at the Eagle in SF now, beyond just our 5th Saturday Dickslap moments, every non-Dickslappin month will be a Make Out Party on the 3rd Saturday. SO GET RDY.

Until then, won't you come play with us on the 30th? 

 

Time to get slap happy at the SF Eagle on the 30th!!

Posted by Nark Magazine on Wednesday, January 13, 2016

 

Until then, enjoy these awesome photos by Rachel Robinson!

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Bottom Forty Record Label Launches this Weekend with N.D.S.F. Feature

Written by Nark

 

Man, 2016 has been tough already huh? Let's dance it all off Saturday night at Kremwerk as we release our first record! Fly little record, fly!

Posted by Bottom Forty on Thursday, January 7, 2016

Bottom Forty’s first release perfectly represents the eclectic, adaptive aesthetic that the collective has proudly cultivated. N.D.S.F. is the serendipitous collaboration between Bottom Forty’s creator Nark, Friends With Benefits Records label honcho David Sylvester, and soon-to-be LA-based producer powerhouse Futurewife. Weaving samples of their favorite records into original songwriting, “Fine On Your Own” is a seemingly light-hearted house track that turns deep, with a pounding yet cosmic 303 that beats on your chest while the vocal samples keep your spirits high. By the end of the breakdown, the infectious melody of “Fine On Your Own” has worked it’s way into your head, and you’ll find yourself dancing to it all night long.

While the original track synthesizes each producer’s style, the accompanying remixes transform “Fine On Your Own” into each individual artist’s world of dance music. Nark’s remix brings “Fine On Your Own” into the dark, vibrating basements where industrial subtleties make their return into techno, whereas David Sylvester’s mix juxtaposes the acidic and atmospheric elements of the original, tying them together with dubbed out synth stabs, and finally Futurewife’s mix pulls "Fine On Your Own" into the climax of a party rocking set with its driving nu-disco vibe. 

Check it out below and order your copy here now on BANDCAMP, and come to the release party Saturday night (1/09) at KREMWERK!

 

 

 

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Photobooth: Make Out Party! December 2015, Seattle Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

It's the best party EVERRRRR, kiss everyone you ever wanted to, and have, and haven't, and do it again! This time we showed our fabulous shame-free lovin' in front of westboro bigots, what will we do next time? Well, it's a surprise, but you can come out THIS Friday (January 8th) to get kissy in the photobooth, and don't forget your free shot!

 

 

Photos by Rachel Robinson

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5 Years of Dickslap Misc

Written by Nark

To celebrate the 5 year anniversary of Dickslap tonight (Friday 12.18) w/ Tin Man and Boomer, here's a look back at some of the old Dickslap posters we could dig up. It's like one of those Buzzfeed posts except less organized and with a non-misleading title.

 

Starting with the very FIRST Dickslap poster ever- 

 

 

 

 

Check out the rest below!

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Mugshots: Dickslap November 2015 at Seattle Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

 Thanks to David Sylvester for turning us way up last month at Dickslap, it's been a super super crazy five years and we can't wait to celebrate the anniversary with you tonight. We've called in all the corners for this one, with a live acid wonderland set by Tin Man, recently rated by RA as one of the top 40 acts to see live, plus the long john that is Boomer Banks will be in the cage with Kitty the Bear, Pup's Amp and Bolt will be tending to your every need and for the first time we'll be DJ'ing on the dance floor with Recess and are bringing in a whole secondary sound system to really rattle your buns. BE THERE.  

 

Photos by Rachel Robinson

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Photobooth: Into? w/ Milk! November 2015 Nightlife

Written by Nark

Soooo, we had a really extra special time at the first inaugural Into? ball. Like, the COOLEST time. We hope you did too. We have so many photos and video clips to get out there, but first we wanna make sure you get your Milky looks! 

2015 was a really cool year for us and we're so glad we got to spend it with you, why not check out the last hurrahs of the year? 

Your final times to party like it's 2015 are this weekend..

FRIDAY- The Make Out Party at The Eagle

 

Get kissy this Friday at Seattle Eagle Tavern!

Posted by Nark Magazine on Monday, December 7, 2015

 

SATURDAY- Bottom Forty at Kremwerk

 

Family time! 12/12 at Kremwerk

Posted by Bottom Forty on Wednesday, November 25, 2015

 

NEXT FRIDAY 12/18- Dickslap 5 Year Anniversary w/ Tin Man (Live) at The Eagle

 

Better be getting yourself ready for the 5 year anniversary of Dickslap w/ TIN MAN live at Seattle Eagle Tavern next Friday!

Posted by Nark Magazine on Wednesday, December 9, 2015

 

 

Without further adieu, here are your photos by Rachel Robinson!

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Photobooth: Make Out Party SF Nov 2015 at the SF Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

 Ummm. Hi. Ummm... that shit was crazy. Did you know you'd be making out in a Lisa Frank wonderland? Well, you are, and it is amazing, and so are you, and we can't wait to do these with you again, coming up on December 19th... but this time it's even *crazier* since we have that beatdown ho Willam in to host and make out with you, better start getting ready!!!!

 

Let's Make Out again SF, this time with Willam Belli :*

Posted by Nark Magazine on Wednesday, December 2, 2015

 

 

Without further adieu, photos by Rachel Robinson!

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Photobooth: Make Out Party November 2015 at The Eagle, Seattle Nightlife

Written by Nark

Look! It's this months images from the BEST PARTY EVER. Make out with EVERYONE 2nd Fridays at The Eagle in Seattle, get creative, try to make out with 9 people at once, break a record dammit ! We'll see you for the next Make Out Party on Friday December 11th, but until that happens, THIS VERY IMPORTANT THING IS HAPPENING TONIGHT AT NEUMOS!

 

 

GET INTO IT TONIGHT // Neumos // MikeQ // Milk Queen

Posted by Nark Magazine on Saturday, November 28, 2015

 

Photos by Rachel Robinson

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Mugshots: DBL Dickslap Halloween October 2015 at The Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

Just when you thought you'd have enough Dick(slap) you were wrong, WRONG I tell you. Thanks for all the freaks for comin' out to play with us, and the super handsome Rod Thomas / Bright Light Bright Light and Chris Camplin coming in from London or NY or wherever they were currently, doesn't matter, all that matters is they were with US.

So when will you be with us again? Well, there's this Friday for DICKSLAP November (no, not movember) with the coincidentally super-bearded David Sylvester and myself, or, maybe you're in SF and you want to make out with EVERYONE for the SF Make Out Party at the SF Eagle on Saturday? I know I will.

Or maybe super insanely fierce drag ball walk off runway competition shows are your thing, well then get into INTO? next Saturday at Neumos, OKKK.


 

Well without further adieu, I know you're waiting for these, so here are the photos from DBL Dickslap Halloween by MATT BAUME

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Mugshots: Dickslap October 2015 hosted by Tina Tokyo Nightlife

Written by Nark

Dickslap, it's just the best time of the month, isn't it? As you can see here condoms rain down on you from the heavens and the vinyl just clings to your skin like, well, skin- meanwhile you're mackin' on Seattle's cute ass people and dancing to the tastemakers from around town and the globe, what's not to like? If you aren't into any of that stuff that's ok, but you sound kinda boring, but that's cool baby you be you. 

Speaking of things you're into.... are you into... INTO? I hate to use the word epic, so I won't, but this will be a huge adjective! Click on the birdy to learn more about INTO? next SATURDAY 11/28 at NEUMOS 

But before that, where will you make out? well, here of course, for the next Dickslap THIS FRIDAY!

 

Without further adieu, photos by Rachel Robinson

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Photobooth: Make Out in SPACE 10.09.15 at The Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

The best party ever is the Make Out Party, why? ISN'T IT OBVIOUS. You get to make out with everybody, and all those people you ALWAYS wanted to make out with, for years, like you've always just thought about how hot they are and how much you want to inspect their tonsils, and then at this party you just go ask them, "hey wanna make out in the photo booth?" and they are like "Sure." What's not to love?

Well, plus now, we're letting you Make Out in ridiculous situations, like this month was in SPACE, which you've always wanted to make out in, next time? PARIS. When is next time? Well it's always the second Friday, so the next one up is NOVEMBER 13TH. 

Until then, you can practice your skills this Saturday for a DBL Dose of Dickslap with our Halloween party-extravaganza featuring multiple super hot scruffy DJ/musician/professional-pretty-person from London Chris Camplin and Rod Thomas (Bright Light Bright Light), plus the return of ROSS Milam of Scruff, and Amp in the cage and just a whole bunch of crazy hotness and the theme (which you don't have to follow cuz, hi, it's HALLOWEEN) is Murder She Texted / Romy and Michele's Horror High School Reunion. See you there, k?

 

 

Without further adieu, Make Out in Space photos by Rachel Robinson

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